You’re on a beautiful Caribbean island, enjoying a golden sunset, turquoise water lapping the shore, and your toes playing in the sand.
The bartender asks: "How do you like it?"
You reply: "What’s the most popular way?"
Bartender replies: "I’ll surprise you."
You can hardly wait.
Several minutes later, from behind the bar, he comes with a Big Bamboo while the girl next to you is already halfway through trying Sex on the Beach for the first time.
Yes, yes, yes! Jamaican cocktails have names as steamy as their balmy year-long nights, but don’t worry if the thought of them makes you hot - they’re always served over ice.
Here are 10 top cocktail suggestions we think will help you explore your sensual side.
Sex on the Beach
Pour an ounce of vodka, an ounce of peach schnapps, one and a half ounces of orange juice, and half an ounce of cranberry juice into a cocktail shaker.
Shake well. Then, pour it into a highball glass filled with ice. Add an orange slice for garnish.
Island Girl
Stir together eight ounces of cranberry juice cocktail, eight ounces of vodka, four ounces of ginger ale, and two ounces of fresh lime juice in a large pitcher.
Pour into ice-filled glasses, and garnish with lime wedges.
Big Bamboo
Pour two ounces of 151 proof rum, an ounce of dark rum, a dash of triple sec, two ounces of orange juice, two ounces of pineapple juice, half an ounce of simple syrup, and a dash of bitters into a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake well for 10 -15 seconds and strain into shot glasses.
Voodoo
Blend eight lime wedges and 12 fresh mint leaves in a cocktail shaker.
Add eight ounces of mango vodka and eight ounces of mango nectar. Shake vigorously, and strain into four ice-filled glasses.
Top with club soda, and garnish with chopped fresh mint.
Beachcomber
Combine eight ounces of vodka, four ounces of banana liqueur, four ounces of pear nectar, and half an ounce of fresh lemon juice in a cocktail shaker or pitcher.
Pour into four ice-filled glasses, and garnish with fresh edible flowers.
Rum Runner
Add three, quarters ounces of spiced dark rum, a quarter ounce of blackberry liqueur, a quarter ounce of crème de banana liqueur, two ounces of orange juice, grenadine, and eight ounces of crushed ice in a blender.
Blend until slushy and pour into glass.
Seduction on the Rocks
Pour half an ounce of Butterscotch schnapps and an ounce of orange juice into a glass, then add half an ounce of lemon-lime soda.
Add one to two ice cubes before serving.
Spicy Buttery Nipple
In separate containers, pour one-third of an ounce of cinnamon schnapps, one-third of an ounce of butterscotch schnapps, and one-third of an ounce of Bailey's® Irish cream.
Mix cinnamon and butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass first, then carefully add the Irish cream without mixing.
Afternoon Delight
Add three ounces of dark rum, three ounces of peach liqueur, 16 ounces of cranberry juice, and 16 ounces of Gatorade® energy drink to a pitcher.
Add two ounces of ginger ale and stir. Chill and serve over ice.
Climax
Add half an ounce of amaretto almond liqueur, half an ounce of white creme de cacao, half an ounce of triple sec, half an ounce of vodka, half an ounce of creme de bananas, and an ounce of light cream together.
Shake all ingredients well with cracked ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
After trying these 10 dirty Jamaican cocktails, you may start speaking the Jamaican language fluently.
Remember, always respect your limit.
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